An awe-inspiring...(that is a word, right?) theory! It may not make sense, (it's not really supposed to), but you absolutely must read it anyways.
It's my view of the origin of Yu-Gi-Oh.
Or, should I say, You-Gay-Ho.
Yu-Gi-Oh! was originally a porno show in Japan, you see. Idiotic Americans saw the show, and thought it was interesting. They loved the characters, and the animation. They especially liked how everyone's faces distorted at random, and how some people's capes billow although harsh wind is never present.
Of course, these horrendously stupid people decided that it was inappropriate for American animation, and thought that all animations should be for kids. So, of course, they edited it.
Now, Yu-Gi-Oh! was not the title of the show in Japan. It was You-Gay-Ho! Corporate bastards cleverly disguised the theme song; they thought that the singing of You-Gay-Ho! could easily be mistaken for Yu-Gi-Oh! They didn't exactly come up with that on their own. At the end of the theme song, Pharaoh and Yuugi are having sex, so, needless to say, Pharaoh moans: YUUUUGI OOOOOOOOOOOOOH! They took that concept and molded it into their demented title.
Some people can tell that the show has been edited; for instance, the cards.
THEY LOOK HORRIBLE.
The original monsters were too sexual and graphic, so they edited those, too. For instance, battle scenes took place something like this:
Marik: *puts card on the field* I play Mr. Big Blue Dildo in Fuck-That-Dude-In-The-Ass-Mode! Destroy his Pink Handcuffed Kerebo!
Pharaoh: I reveal face down card; Magical Whip! HAHAHA, SUCKA! YOU JUST GOT SERVED.
Marik: DAMMIT! PHARAOH, YOU'RE SUCH A CUM GUZZLING WHORESLUT. YOU NEED TO DIE, MOTHAFUCKA.
The original two modes of the game were "Fuck-That-Dude-In-The-Ass" mode and "Save-Your-Stupid-Ass" mode, not "Attack" and "Defense." Also, all of the cards had somewhat long names. Hence the long, stupid conversatiion that takes place during the dubbed version.
Kids' WB really did ruin everyone's favorite porn show.
Isn't it sad?
Yes, Rave, this is what I told you.
Only more descriptive.
Do I win yet?